Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.

3. Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons.

4. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

5. Lean against the button panel.

6. Meow occasionally.

7. Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.

8. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9. Burp, and then say “mmmm…tasty!”

10. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

11. Say “Ding!” at each floor.

12.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

13. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

14. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

15. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming “Aaughh! Get them off!”

16.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

17.As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting “Down! I said down, dammit!”

18.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

19.While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

20.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

-- hahahaha! These made my day! :))